There was a considerable silence as
the boat bumped over the furrowed sea to deeper water. Then somebody
in gloom spoke. "Well, anyhow, they must have seen us from the shore
by now."
The gulls went in slanting flight up
the wind toward the gray desolate east. A squall, marked by dingy
clouds, and clouds brick-red, like smoke from a burning building,
appeared from the southeast.
"What do you think of those life-saving
people? Ain't they peaches?"
"Funny they haven't seen us."
"Maybe they think we're out here for
sport! Maybe they think we're fishin'. Maybe they think we're damned
fools."
It was a long afternoon. A changed tide
tried to force them southward, but wind and wave said northward.
Far ahead, where coast-line, sea, and sky formed their mighty angle,
there were little dots which seemed to indicate a city on the shore.
"St. Augustine?"
The captain shook his head. "Too near
Mosquito Inlet."
And the oiler rowed, and then the correspondent
rowed. Then the oiler rowed. It was a weary business. The human
back can become the seat of more aches and pains than are registered
in books for the composite anatomy of a regiment. It is a limited
area, but it can become the theatre of innumerable muscular conflicts,
tangles, wrenches, knots, and other comforts.
"Did you ever like to row, Billie?"
asked the correspondent.
"No," said the oiler. "Hang it."
When one exchanged the rowing-seat for
a place in the bottom of the boat, he suffered a bodily depression
that caused him to be careless of everything save an obligation
to wiggle one finger. There was cold sea-water swashing to and fro
in the boat, and he lay in it. His head, pillowed on a thwart, was
within an inch of the swirl of a wave crest, and sometimes a particularly
obstreperous sea came in-board and drenched him once more. But these
matters did not annoy him. It is almost certain that if the boat
had capsized he would have tumbled comfortably out upon the ocean
as if he felt sure it was a great soft mattress.
"Look! There's a man on the shore!"
"Where?"
"There! See 'im? See 'im?"
"Yes, sure! He's walking along."
"Now he's stopped. Look! He's facing
us!"
"He's waving at us!"
"So he is! By thunder!"
"Ah, now, we're all right! Now we're
all right! There'll be a boat out here for us in half an hour."
"He's going on. He's running. He's going
up to that house there."
The remote beach seemed lower than the
sea, and it required a searching glance to discern the little black
figure. The captain saw a floating stick and they rowed to it. A
bath-towel was by some weird chance in the boat, and, tying this
on the stick, the captain waved it. The oarsman did not dare turn
his head, so he was obliged to ask questions.
"What's he doing now?"
"He's standing still again. He's looking,
I think.... There he goes again. Toward the house.... Now he's stopped
again."
"Is he waving at us?"
"No, not now! he was, though."
"Look! There comes another man!"
"He's running."
"Look at him go, would you."
"Why, he's on a bicycle. Now he's met
the other man. They're both waving at us. Look!"
"There comes something up the beach."
"What the devil is that thing?"
"Why, it looks like a boat."
"Why, certainly it's a boat."
"No, it's on wheels."
"Yes, so it is. Well, that must be the
life-boat. They drag them along shore on a wagon."
"That's the life-boat, sure."
"No, by—— , it's—it's an omnibus."
"I tell you it's a life-boat."
"It is not! It's an omnibus. I can see
it plain. See? One of these big hotel omnibuses."
"By thunder, you're right. It's an omnibus,
sure as fate. What do you suppose they are doing with an omnibus?
Maybe they are going around collecting the life-crew, hey?"
"That's it, likely. Look! There's a
fellow waving a little black flag. He's standing on the steps of
the omnibus.
There come those other two fellows.
Now they're all talking together. Look at the fellow with the flag.
Maybe he ain't waving it."
"That ain't a flag, is it? That's his
coat. Why, certainly, that's his coat."
"So it is. It's his coat. He's taken
it off and is waving it around his head. But would you look at him
swing it."
"Oh, say, there isn't any life-saving
station there. That's just a winter resort hotel omnibus that has
brought over some of the boarders to see us drown."
"What's that idiot with the coat mean?
What's he signaling, anyhow?"
"It looks as if he were trying to tell
us to go north. There must be a life-saving station up there."
"No! He thinks we're fishing. Just giving
us a merry hand. See? Ah, there, Willie."
"Well, I wish I could make something
out of those signals. What do you suppose he means?"
"He don't mean anything. He's just playing."
"Well, if he'd just signal us to try
the surf again, or to go to sea and wait, or go north, or go south,
or go to hell--there would be some reason in it. But look at him.
He just stands there and keeps his coat revolving like a wheel.
The ass!"
"There come more people."
"Now there's quite a mob. Look! Isn't
that a boat?"
"Where? Oh, I see where you mean. No,
that's no boat."
"That fellow is still waving his coat."
"He must think we like to see him do
that. Why don't he quit it. It don't mean anything."
"I don't know. I think he is trying
to make us go north. It must be that there's a life-saving station
there somewhere."
"Say, he ain't tired yet. Look at 'im
wave."
"Wonder how long he can keep that up.
He's been revolving his coat ever since he caught sight of us. He's
an idiot. Why aren't they getting men to bring a boat out. A fishing
boat—one of those big yawls—could come out here all right. Why don't
he do something?"
"Oh, it's all right, now."
"They'll have a boat out here for us
in less than no time, now that they've seen us."
A faint yellow tone came into the sky
over the low land. The shadows on the sea slowly deepened. The wind
bore coldness with it, and the men began to shiver.
"Holy smoke!" said one, allowing his
voice to express his impious mood, "if we keep on monkeying out
here! If we've got to flounder out here all night!"
"Oh, we'll never have to stay here all
night! Don't you worry. They've seen us now, and it won't be long
before they'll come chasing out after us."
The shore grew dusky. The man waving
a coat blended gradually into this gloom, and it swallowed in the
same manner the omnibus and the group of people. The spray, when
it dashed uproariously over the side, made the voyagers shrink and
swear like men who were being branded.
"I'd like to catch the chump who waved
the coat. I feel like soaking him one, just for luck."
"Why? What did he do?"
"Oh, nothing, but then he seemed so
damned cheerful."
In the meantime the oiler rowed, and
then the correspondent rowed, and then the oiler rowed. Gray-faced
and bowed forward, they mechanically, turn by turn, plied the leaden
oars. The form of the light-house had vanished from the southern
horizon, but finally a pale star appeared, just lifting from the
sea. The streaked saffron in the west passed before the all-merging
darkness, and the sea to the east was black. The land had vanished,
and was expressed only by the low and drear thunder of the surf.
"If I am going to be drowned—if I am
going to be drowned—if I am going to be drowned, why, in the name
of the seven mad gods, who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus
far and contemplate sand and trees? Was I brought here merely to
have my nose dragged away as I was about to nibble the sacred cheese
of life?"
The patient captain, drooped over the
water-jar, was sometimes obliged to speak to the oarsman.
"Keep her head up! Keep her head up!"
"'Keep her head up,' sir." The voices
were weary and low.
This was surely a quiet evening. All
save the oarsman lay heavily and listlessly in the boat's bottom.
As for him, his eyes were just capable of noting the tall black
waves that swept forward in a most sinister silence, save for an
occasional subdued growl of a crest.
The cook's head was on a thwart, and
he looked without interest at the water under his nose. He was deep
in other scenes. Finally he spoke. "Billie," he murmured, dreamfully,
"what kind of pie do you like best?"
(from Part IV: "The
Open Boat")