Riverworld
Critique • Quotes • At the movies
First edition• To Your Scattered Bodies Go, 1971
• The Fabulous Riverboat, 1971
• The Dark Design, 1977
• The Magic Labyrinth, 1980
• Gods of Riverworld, 1983
First publication
1971–1983
Literature form
Novels
Genre
Science fiction
Writing language
English
Author's country
United states
Length
Five novels
Blue alien Alan Cumming helps a former journalist (Tehmot Penikett) in 2010 miniseries.
Up river with the Blue Man Group
Riverworld (2010): Television miniseries, 189 minutes; director Stuart Guillard; writers Robert Hewitt Wolfe, Randall M. Badat, Hans Beimler; featuring Tahmot Penikett, Alan Cumming, Mark Deklin, Peter Wingfield, Jeananne Goossen
Mark Deklin as Clemens in Riverworld.
Much different, the U.S.-Canadian rebooting of Riverworld for TV in 2010.
Instead of the wilds of New Zealand, the wilds of British Columbia are the location. Instead of the hero being explorer Richard Burton (as in the novels) or an American astronaut (as in the 2003 TV attempt), he's now an American journalist, who yearns to find his all-American, bubble-headed girlfriend.
In place of warrior princess Loghu or Mali, we have warrior princess Tomoe.
Instead of Hermann Göring or King John or Emperor Nero, the bad guy is conquistador Francisco Pizarro.... Why? I don't know, maybe the producers thought they could get the rights to the Procol Harum song for the soundtrack.
But, wait, Burton is back in play after all. Though now he's kind of a bad guy.
The one constant is Samuel Clemens. But his story is so truncated we never see him get his team together, build his boat, or engage in all those intrigues that were so absorbing in the novels. He just appears on the scene to join up with the American journalist and promptly lose his boat to Pizarro.
But at least in this short series, the good guys win through to reach the tower at the head of the river, something that doesn't happen until the fourth novel, where they solve the mystery of Riverworld.
I think they solve it. Hard to tell. Nothing is worked out very clearly in this jerky three-and-a-half-hour film. Time is always jumping ahead—I suspect whenever the producers run out of money to actually film what's supposed to happen in-between.
But it is a passable time-waster. Actor Tehmot Penikett (from Battlestar Galactica) is okay as the rugged American hero. Mark Deklin is a young, good-looking Clemens, maybe too young and good looking. And Peter Wingfield is overly villainous as Burton, all glaring eyes and curling lips, but that's the role they've given him.
Trailer for the 2010 TV remake of Riverworld that revised the novel drastically.
The standout is Jeananne Goossen, whom I've never heard of before, as a Japanese female samurai fighter. Smart, sexy and strong, now there's a woman our hero should hook up with.
The aliens who create Riverworld, represented by the usually terrific Alan Cumming, are the biggest disappointments. I was just thinking they looked and acted like rejects from the Blue Man Group—when our hero made the same reference to them. Just not mysterious enough, more like bickering kids playing with their human toys.
Through five books and two movies, I'm still not sure what they're on about.
— Eric
Critique • Quotes • At the movies
2003, 2010
